Bulu Kaki

Bulu kaki?
Ada apa dengan bulu kaki?

Ada berbagai-bagai jenis bulu kaki.
Ada yang panjang.
Ada yang pendek.
Ada yang lebat.
Ada yang nipis.

Ada yang kerinting.

Ada yang lurus.

Ada orang yang langsung tak ada bulu kaki.

Ada yang ada BULU je kat kaki.


Jadi ada apa dengan bulu kaki?
Kenapa manusia gemar mencukurnya?

Dia cakap,
"Kesian suami aku nanti tengok kaki aku penuh dengan bulu."

Lelaki pilih isteri berdasarkan bulu kaki?
Bulu kaki ada tertulis kriteria isteri MITHALI?
Bulu kaki mengGELIkan?

Lelaki sebelum nak kahwin tengok bulu kaki bakal isteri?
Kalau betul,
bodoh namanya itu.

Kalau betul dia lelaki,
dia takkan menjadi sedayus itu.
Lelaki yang sejati menerima kekurangan pasangan tanpa banyak tanya.
Bulu kaki?
Masalah besar?
Bulu kaki bukan masalah pun.

Betul apa yang aku dengar.
Apa yang Allah tak bagi buat lah
yang orang suka buat.
Cukur bulu kaki.
Haram hukumnya.
Tak kisah lah niat apa-apa pun.
Lain lah kalau ada penyakit yang kena cukur bulu kaki.

Nak buat?
Silakan.
Aku menyuarakan buah fikiran.
Bukan ingin membuat sesiapa terasa.
Cuma,
menyatakan apa yang aku fikir kan.
Maaf.
Sekiranya terasa.

Pinky Winky

*Drum roll*

I got married to a guy who has 5 children & 3 wives.

*gasp*

haha. gimik semata-mata.

My life has certainly change for the past few days. Unexpected things keep on happening. Mixed emotions are running through my veins right now. Excited,sad,afraid,happy,crazy & a bit unstable is what I am & no, I'm not married to anyone. Haven't found that 'SOMEONE' yet. Maybe he's just in front of me. ;)) Just maybe he's somewhere near me but I haven't notice him. Maybe he needs time to come out from his 'shell'. Maybe I'll discover him soon enough. ;D

:)

Everyone knows my not-so-satisfying result for PMR. I was devastated when I know that I only got 6 A's.

Damn.

Even my sister got 8A's for her PMR.

Anyhow, the dissapointment is gone now.

Why?

Because now I got 7A's for PMR. :D

My mum sent my result to re-check & I dapat claim my AGAMA! YES! Serious HAPPY! Eventhough it's not 8A's,I still think 7 is a lot better than 6 if you ask me. Right?

Now,

The current updates on what happened to ME && ONLY ME last school holidays.

11 March 2008

Si Seluar Londeh & I went to MidValley to celebrate Ayzie's (going-to-be) birthday. :) We meet up at KL Sentral. Everyone that Ayzie has invited to celebrate her birthday were already there. haha. Ayzie & Bey look HOT! Serios HOT! I was the plain looking there. haha. Who cares.

Then,we waited for the komuter.

& waited.

& waited.

& waited.

& after 100 years passed us by, komuter pun datang. ;( *sigh*

I thought turtles lagi lambat. I guess I was wrong.

Upon arriving at Mid, we went straight to the movies. we wanted to see 'Jumper' but we were late. The movie has started.

Bummer.

So, Ayzie & I decided to watch Paris J'taime. A French love story. There's nothing wrong watching foreign movies kan? Not only we can entertain ourselves, Ayzie & I can improve our french language too. ;)) See! It has benefits for everyone.

BUT,

Unfortunately, some people don't like the movie that we choose. Ayzie's bf & his friends ran off. Where to? I don't know. Like I care.At first, Bey & I did not want to bowl. Bey,Haris,Irfan & me could see that Ayzie was not happy. So after seeing her cheerful self turns gloomy,we decided to do what's best which is to bowl! After all, it's her birthday.

& the best thing is I don't have to spend a dime pun. haha. Irfan was nice enough to pay for us. ;)) I was never a GOOD bowler to begin with. After a few balingan yang gagal, I gave up & suruh Si Seluar Londeh gantikan. haha.

Everything ends well that day. Except for the part where someone ni merajuk & lari balik umah. haha. Lawak. Macam budak kecik. :))

P/S; Tomorrow is Ayzie's birthday! ;))

Hello

It has been a while (maybe) since the last post. It's not my fault,really.
The Internet should be blame for not functioning when I needed it the most.

I haven't found the watch yet.
Mom hasn't ask anything about the watch,
but sooner or later,
She'll start wondering the where about of my watch.
I may act cool,
but deep inside,
SHIT!

This morning,
the newspaper vendor came to the house to collect the monthly payment.
When I told the vendor that daddy was not at home,
because he went back to Kelantan to vote,
The vendor started laughing.
WTH??
Did I say something funny?
I think not.
Whatever.

Have you seen this watch anywhere?

The watch which had cost me a fortune is currently missing. :((
I dont really know where it is right now.
Shasha & I tried looking for it everywhere,
but failed lahh.
FCUK!

I don't know what to do.
Mcm mana mahu cakap sama my papa && mama huh?